Saturday, January 14, 2006

titles are good things for some reason.

i'm gonna get maried to some chick i didn't meet on the internet. does that make me weird? i hope so. people have been calling me weird for years and i'm notreally sure why. i'm hoping that this one act ov nondesperate marriage can validate my being called weird wherte years ov taking lsd and then preaching to uninterested rednecks has failed. her name is beth yockey and i think she is just the greatest thing since or before sliced bread. i'm not trying to knock the importance ov sliced bread though. without it, there would be no sandwich. i love sandwiches, but not like i love beth yockey. it's a totally different kind ov love, the yockey love and the sandwich love. i hope you understand.

1 comment:

Scott Yockey Jones said...

i searched 'beth yockey, sandwiches,and lsd' and came up with 33 hits. this kind ov bothers me.z